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It was a scratch. There was no

It was a scratch. There was no pick! I, I did not pick! There was no pick! #seinfeld #stuckintraffic #cabinfever #douchecanoe #movember2017 #wasthereanynostrilpenetration


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When you a douche canoe and yo

When you a douche canoe and you know it! 🤦🏼‍♂️💁🏼‍♂️ this is why I have no friends. Laugh at my own pain 😂 #gym #pcb #gains #legday #quads #legday #squats #douchecanoe #dontask #fitness #fitfam #fitspo #muscle #flex #natural #body #bodybuilding #bodybuilder #chasinggains #like4like #follow4follow


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#BeKindToElephants because our

#BeKindToElephants because our president is a #douchecanoe 🐘❤️


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#Repost @tommorello (@get_repo

#Repost @tommorello (@get_repost) ・・・ Donald Trump reverses ban on hunting trophies. Poachers rejoice! #LetsStartOver Yes. Let’s please send the message to fuckers who have to hunt for sport to overcompensate for small penis size that it’s perfectly fine to bring trophy heads of endangered species back into the U.S. WOW! I wonder how he’d feel if open season on giant Cheetos was all the rage?? #notmypresident #douchecanoe #twatwaffle #constantfuckingembarrassment


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Don’t talk about it! Be abou

Don’t talk about it! Be about it!🤓😅🙈#shityeah #hashtag #douchecanoe #rogue #roguefitness #reebok #crossfit #crossfitlife #headstrong #cancersucks


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Wtf #ebay why are you making d

Wtf #ebay why are you making decisions for me? I turn off best offer for a reason! 😡 #reseller #notokay #douchecanoe


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This makes me so happy

This makes me so happy


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A personal favorite. Although

A personal favorite. Although I would argue that it is a noun, not an adjective. #douchecanoe #favorite #insult #nextlevel #creative


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Tonight I had the last supper

Tonight I had the last supper with one of my best friends! He’s moving back home to Indiana. 😭 We don’t meet people by accident. They are meant to cross our paths for a reason. Aaron crossed my path earlier in the year by chance. I happened to be going through a tough time. We became lifting partners and with time great friends. Aaron and I bonded with our weird personalities and messed up sense of humor! We’ve laughed so hard we’ve cried. Our snapchats, inside jokes and silly gym sessions will forever be great memories with Big Ron! Aaron has become like a brother to me. I’m so glad you crossed my path Aaron. I wish you the best of luck on your new adventure! But I will miss you Big Ron very very much! Love ya brother! ❤️ #bigron #largemarge #brother #sister #liftingpartner #gymbuddies #laugh #friends #besties #goodtimes #memories #fatbaby #vegas #wrangler #douchecanoe #jammyjam #areyouinorareyouout #bigtimeintocorns


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